cynpai | muselist;

"I know who I am."

Will Graham | NBC Hannibal — Currently at

maskormenace, formerly at

"That sounds obscene."

James Patrick March | American Horror Story: Hotel — This is my problem with police officers! All you care about is evidence. Evidence, evidence, evidence. Until that evidence no longer fits the narrative you need to be true, at which point the evidence becomes an illusion, a mistake, a trick. — Currently at

maskormenace

idesof

"She is a vampire bat!"

Negan & Lucille | The Walking Dead — Sorry kid, this is going to be as cold as a warlock's ballsack. Just like he was hanging his ballsack above ya and draaaaaag...right across your forearm.

peepeepants

"Life is precious."

Hannibal Lecter | NBC Hannibal — Formerly at

capeandcowl

buttpatting

"That is no place for a king!"

Viserys Targaryen, the Third of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm | A Song of Ice and Fire — Formerly at

asgardeventide

emgoldened

"You're awesome."

Po Ping | Kung Fu Panda — Kung fu means excellence of self, being the best you can be!

kungfood

"This ain't Canada."

Justin Hammer | Marvel Cinematic Universe — God bless Iron Man, God bless America.

therealgenius

"RESOLVE"

Amaterasu | Okami — Origin of all that is good and mother to us all. Only a heart as pure as your own can pierce the darkness.

resolvere

"Love that little giggle."

Peter Parker | Spider-Man — I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella.

butwhytho + forsrstho

"Come freely."

Count Dracula | Dracula (novel) — "Take care," he said, "take care how you cut yourself. It is more dangerous than you think in this country." Then seizing the shaving glass, he went on: "And this is the wretched thing that has done the mischief. It is a foul bauble of man's vanity. Away with it!" and opening the heavy window with one wrench of his terrible hand, he flung out the glass, which was shattered into a thousand pieces on the stones of the courtyard far below. Then he withdrew without a word. It is very annoying, for I do not see how I am to shave, unless in my watch-case or the bottom of the shaving-pot, which is fortunately made of metal.

damngod

[barking]

Gladstone | Sherlock Holmes — Nanny, take me away.

bakedstreet

"You speak of treason!"

Fandral the Dashing | Marvel Cinematic Universe — What? This isn't like going to Earth, where you summon a little lightning and thunder and the mortals worship you as a god. This is Jotunheim!

lunging

"But...Debbie? Pastels?"

Morticia Addams | The Addams Family — I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just...I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

morewidows

"Two weeks to go, buddy!"

Sam Bell | Moon — Three years is way, way, way, way too long.

profitableboron

"I cut you up into little pieces."

Jack Torrance | The Shining — Wendy? Darling? Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in!

scaretaker

"Okie dokie."

Neo | The Matrix — I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.

latetowork

"In my sickness, I saw Death as a man."

Harteru | Original Character — I vomited. Moldy cheese and cheap wine tasted no better coming out than it had going in.

rinse

[ code snagged from

labaleinette's edit of

pagans's work, which i took care to mangle ]