cynpai: the secret ingredient is people (everybody was kung fu fighting)
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cynpai: all the girls stomp yo feet like this (uh huh this my design)
Howdy! I'm trying to expand my icon making past poorly lit TV shows and would like to open up an offer if anyone's interested! Comment with some caps, let's say 10-15 at the most, and I'll fiddle with them to the best of my abilities and drop some icons in your lap after! Have some samples:




Like what you see? Cool beans, I'll do my best with whatever you got to give me. But I'd love to branch out into animated canons and the like, so if you got some of that you'd like to have made into icons but aren't up to doing it yourself, I'll give it a crack! If you like the results, awesome. If you want an easy fix (crops or whatever), let me know and I'll fix it up. SO! Drop off your caps as you please and I'll do my best and surely learn a lesson or two along the way!
cynpai: the secret ingredient is people (everybody was kung fu fighting)
So I went through my bookshelves again and found WOW MORE BOOKS WOW that I thought some of y'all might have an interest in. Here's the list!

Fiction:
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - Stieg Larson. Trade paperback, great condition.

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke. Trade paperback, good/great condition.

Snow Flower and the Secret Fan - Lisa See. Trade paperback, good condition. Still has a sticker on the top right corner of the cover.

Thud! - Terry Pratchett. Hardback, great condition. Still has a price sticker on the bottom of the cover.

Everything is Illuminated - Jonathan Safran Foer. Trade paperback, good condition.

The Almost Moon - Alice Sebold. Trade paperback, great condition.


Life of Pi - Yann Martel. Trade paperback, good/great condition.

The Book Thief - Markus Zusak. Trade paperback, great condition.

Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk. Trade paperback, great condition.


The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Ann Brashares. Hardback, good-ish condition. The cover has a permanent marker ziggy doodle on the pants and some small coffee stains.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Miserable Mill - Lemony Snicket. Hardback, great condition.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Austere Academy - Lemony Snicket. Hardback, great condition.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Ersatz Elevator - Lemony Snicket. Hardback, great condition.

The Princess Bride - William Goldman. Paperback, great condition. Includes the first chapter of the long-lost sequel, Buttercup's Baby.


Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden. Trade paperback, great condition.

Coraline - Neil Gaiman. Hardback movie collector's edition, great condition.

Black Sun Rising | When True Night Falls | Crown of Shadows - C. S. Friedman. All paperback, all in great condition. This is also known as the Coldfire trilogy.





Non-Fiction:
Belle de Jour Diary of an Unlikely Call Girl - Anonymous. Hardback, good-ish condition. Has marks from where the sell sticker on the front cover didn't come off all the way.

Marilyn Monroe - Barbara Leaming. Trade paperback, good condition.

The Greedy Bastard Diary (A Comic Tour of America) - Eric Idle. Hardback, great condition. Still has a price sticker on the bottom of the cover.

The Screenwriter's Workbook (Exercises and Step-by-Step Instructions for Creating a Successful Screenplay) - Syd Field. Trade paperback, great condition.

Living Languages, Contexts for Reading and Writing - Nancy Buffington, Marvin Diogenes, Clyde Moneyhun. Trade paperback, good/great condition.




Comment here with which ones you'd like and I'll cross them off ASAP. I'm leaving comments unscreened so if anyone comments and I am not here to cross it off, it'll be visible and I won't have to make comments apologizing for something appearing to still be on the list actually not being on it. If I don't already have your address, please PM it to this journal or email me at smuggering@gmail.com so I can send them out! And if you live in the UK or Canada or way overseas, don't worry about shipping costs, just remember that:

seriously you're doing me a favor here regardless
cynpai: all the girls stomp yo feet like this (uh huh this my design)
66 icons from the number of the beast is 666...
obligatory griping about this lighting
god
this lighting is terrible

i never meant to do those things to you )
cynpai: scat is absolutely disgusting tho you sicken me (i need to pee on her)
76 hannibal season 3 icons
the great red dragon + and the woman clothed with the sun...
obligatory griping about the ridiculously awful lighting in this show

and to kill with no remorse )
cynpai: all the girls stomp yo feet like this (uh huh this my design)
68 digestivo icons
i did what i could

can I get a witness? )
cynpai: the more you know (Default)
46 hannibal aperitivo icons + 25 smatterings of will graham
someone please help the fbi buy light bulbs

oh, the canvas can do miracles, just you wait and see, believe me )
cynpai: all the girls stomp yo feet like this (uh huh this my design)



So I just got a crapload of new music and there's nothing else to do but share it, right? Right. Of course. IN THAT CASE...

Here's how it works:
- Leave me a prompt. Character, canon, character relationships, ships, whatever (non-fandom stuff is fine, too, of course), and I'll make a mix for it. If you want to specify serious or cracky or whatever, that's fine, too.
- If I'm not overly canon familiar, you can link to an app, or a wiki that's worth its salt (since so many aren't), or feel free to ramble on for a bit. Just give me a general picture if I don't already have one, and I'll go from there. Nothing is bound to go horribly wrong or anything.
- I'll link it to you once it's done! You may also get a special terrible cover made for it with bonus comic sans text because I can't find papyrus on the graphics maker thing I use.
- ???
- Have a good day, and remember that you're not hardcore unless you live hardcore.
cynpai: the secret ingredient is people (everybody was kung fu fighting)
So I finally went through my bookshelves and have some books that I thought some of y'all might have an interest in. Here's the list, with handy links for the lesser known ones.

Fiction:
The Gun Seller, Hugh Laurie. Trade paperback, great condition.

Coraline, Neil Gaiman. With illustrations by Dave McKean, the movie collector's edition. Hardback, great condition.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Wide Window (Book the Third), Lemony Snicket. Hardback, great condition.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Miserable Mill (Book the Fourth), Lemony Snicket. Hardback, great condition.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Austere Academy (Book the Fifth), Lemony Snicket. Hardback, great condition.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Ersatz Elevator (Book the Sixth), Lemony Snicket. Hardback, great condition.

Peter Pan (Peter and Wendy and Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens), J. M. Barrie. Trade paperback, great condition.

Year of Wonders (A Novel of the Plague), Geraldine Brooks. Trade paperback, good condition.

Catalyst, Laurie Halse Anderson. Trade paperback, good condition.


Memoirs of a Geisha, Arthur Golden. Trade paperback, great/good condition.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Ann Brashares. Hardback, good-ish condition. Someone drew a little squiggly in permanent marker on the pants.

Belle de Jour: Diary of an Unlikely Call Girl, Anonymous. Hardback, good-ish condition. Has marks from where the sell sticker on the front cover didn't come off all the way.

Alias Grace, Margaret Atwood. Hardback, good-ish condition. Formerly a library book, so it has stuff on it from that.

The Diary of a Chambermaid, Octave Mirbeau. Regular paperback, good condition.

The Princess Bride, William Goldman. Regular paperback, good condition. Includes the first chapter of the long-lost sequel, Buttercup's Baby.


The Reader, Bernhard Schlink. Trade paperback, good condition. In Oprah's Book Club.

The Fountainhead, Ayn Rand. Regular paperback, good condition. This fucking book.


Nonfiction:

The Wreck of the Batavia, Simon Leys. Hardback, good-ish condition. It still has the sell sticker on the front.

Living Languages (Contexts for Reading and Writing), Nancy Buffington & Marvin Diogenes & Clyde Moneyhun. Trade paperback, great condition.

Marilyn Monroe, Barbara Leaming. Trade paperback, good condition.

100 Creepy Little Creature Stories, selected by Robert Weinberg, Stefan Dziemianowicz, & Martin H. Greenberg. Hardback, good condition. One of those B&N-specific books, still has the sell sticker and bits of the green dot sticker on it.

Hauntings! Real-life Encounters with Troubled Spirits, Hazel M. Denning, Ph. D. Hardback, good condition. One of those B&N-specific books, still has the sell sticker on it.

A Perfect Union: Dolley Madison and the Creation of the American Nation, Catherine Allgor. Trade paperback, good condition. This particular copy is an advanced reader's edition that was not for sale.

God's Problem, Bart D. Ehrman. Trade paperback, good condition.

Addicted to Unhappiness, Martha Heineman Pieper, Ph. D. & William J. Pieper, M. D. Trade paperback, good condition.


Manga:
Cowboy Bebop 1
Cowboy Bebop 2
Cowboy Bebop 3

How To Arts:
How to Draw Manga: Colorful Costumes
How to Draw Manga: Girl's Life Illustration File

I Won This At A Writing Convention Six Years Ago And It Has Haunted Me Since:
Pornucopia, Piers Anthony. Trade paperback, good condition.


Comment here with which ones you'd like and I'll cross them off ASAP. I'm leaving comments unscreened so if anyone comments and I am not here to cross it off, it'll be visible and I won't have to make comments apologizing for something appearing to still be on the list actually not being on it. If I don't already have your address, please PM it to this journal or email me at smuggering@gmail.com so I can send them out! And if you live in the UK or Canada or way overseas, don't worry about shipping costing extra, just remember that:

seriously please take all this off my hands idc where it goes just take it
cynpai: scat is absolutely disgusting tho you sicken me (i need to pee on her)


Yo it's that time of the year, y'all. You want a card that arrives at a mid or late point in December that may or may not have anything to do with Christmas, drop me your address here and prepare your mailboxes. Your address with your actual name or one your post office recognizes with zip code included. I already have some addresses on my old journal, but feel free to reply again anyway. All comments are screened and if you're thinking "hell no I ain't giving my address out that is PRIVATE and that is A BOUNDARY I DO NOT WANT DISRESPECTED" that's totally fine, simmer down and enjoy the music. ♬♪♫
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